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HOLY HEART ATTACK!!
WARNING!! THOSE WITH HEART CONDITIONS ARE ADVISED NOT TO PURCHASE OUR LATEST DVD. IT COULD KILL YOU IF YOU'VE GOT A BAD TICKER!! WHY TAKE THE RISK??
HEART PATIENTS ARE PARTICULARLY WARNED- OUR LATEST MODEL IS 18 YEARS OLD.
HOLY HEART ATTACK!!
IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, SUFFER FROM HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, OR HAVEN'T CHANGED THE BATTERY ON YOUR PACEMAKER, BE WARNED THAT YOU COULD DIE AS A RESULT OF WATCHING OUR LATEST DVD. THE SURGEON GENERAL WARNS THAT DVD 256 MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH, BUT PROBABLY LESS HAZARDOUS THAN SMOKING.
A SPECIAL AND WONDERFUL EVENT HAS OCCURED, AND WE ARE THRILLED TO PRESENT DVD 256.
THIS GORGEOUS YOUNG WOMAN HAS WANTED TO SHAVE HER HEAD SINCE SHE WAS 5 YEARS OLD (HER PARENTS SAID "NO").
SHE HAS NEVER HAD A SHORT HAIRCUT. HER HAIR HAS NEVER BEEN SHORTER THAN "CHEST LENGTH."
NOW 18, SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE HER OWN DECISIONS, AND WITH THE SUPPORT OF HER PARENTS, HAS DECIDED TO SHAVE HER HEAD.THE "BEFORE" FOOTAGE IS LIKE WATCHING A PHOTO SESSION FOR "VOGUE," OUR MODEL SHOWING OFF HER WAIST LENGTH HAIR- ONE LAST TIME.
"I'M READY TO JUMP IN THE CHAIR RIGHT NOW," SHE SAID, AND 60 SECONDS LATER WAS ON HER WAY TO A SHAVED HEAD. BE STILL MY HEART!!
WE HAVE NEVER HAD SUCH AN ENTHUSIASTIC MODEL- SHE ENJOYED HER HEADSHAVE, AND LOOKS STUNNING WITH HER HEAD SHAVED SMOOTH.IS SHE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BALD CHICK OF ALL TIME? SHE'S GOT MY VOTE!! STUNNING!! SHOCKING!!
HER REACTION? HAPPY, CONTENTED. GROWN UP. ENJOYING THE SILKY SMOOTHNESS OF RUNNING HER HANDS OVER HER NEWLY SHAVED HEAD. SHE CAN'T KEEP HER HANDS OFF HER NEWLY SHAVED HEAD. HOLY HEART ATTACK!!
ARE WE OVERSTATING THE DANGER? NO!!
LOOK, THIS IS OUR FINAL WARNING- IF YOU'VE GOT A HEART CONDITION, PLEASE DON'T PURCHASE DVD 256, NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU MAY BE TEMPTED!!
THIS WAS A VERY SPECIAL EVENT, AS THE FIRST HEADSHAVE COMING "BACK" FROM SURGERY. WE HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY THE EDITING, WHICH WE'RE VERY PROUD OF. WHO SAYS YOU CAN'T TEACH AN OLD DOG NEW TRICKS? |